Sunday 8 May 2011

A Trip to Stoke

Just so we all know where we stand now it's down to a game with Stoke the high brow stuff is at an end, and so from this point on I shall refer to Stoke City FC as 'The Cunts', Tony Pulis as 'Tony Penis' and Ryan Shawcross as 'SuperCunt'.

Clearly the story on everyone lips is that Cesc Fabregas in injured so Aaron Ramsay will be playing against SuperCunt, and his band of merry cunts for the first time since the last time, if you get me. Even without the whole Ramsay incident arsenal fans would still hate The Cunts on account of their clogging rugby like antics.

Still it will be interesting to see how the player himself deals with the gravity of the game. In the past he has always done well when being thrown into a big game, as both before the injury and the performance against Man Utd. As much as Arsenal's youth policy has been criticised by both fan and pundit alike, and think most of them have turned out very well. We just need to add a little depth and experiences, replacing those that have been given their chances over a couple of seasons and have not taken them. Compare that with the likes of Wiltshire, Ramsay, Sznechsy, Walcott, who went given their chance have taken it and not choked.

Also on the cards this afternoon is a first appearance since the dawn of time. I think this game is a bit early for him, but it would be nice to come on as a sub and kick SuperCunt in the balls, score a goal whist standing five yards offside, using his hand, that never actually corsses the line. Then for Tony Penis' head to explode in anger.

Now, I'm off to the pub to watch the game. Just to get you in the mood for The Cunts, here's a hooker probably with genital herpes (Warning Not Work Safe)

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